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19

Oct

madameinsanity:

Rawr!

lokis-army-at-221b:

Today I was in english and someone went by the classroom and their cell phone went off. Their message tone was the TARDIS noise but I didnt realise it was a cell phone at the time all I could hear was the TARDIS. I jumped out of my chair so fast that the desk fell over. I thought the Doctor had finally come for me.

(Source: lokis-army-at-221b)

me:
*leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad:
hey she came out of her hole
dad:
it's like you live in a cave
dad:
we haven't seen you in a while
dad:
it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad:
you only leave to stock up on food
dad:
oh and there she goes
dad:
walking right past me with her food
dad:
see you in a few days
dietkiller:

Jaffa cakes (by Eldriva)

dietkiller:

Jaffa cakes (by Eldriva)

dietkiller:

Rainbow Cake

dietkiller:

Rainbow Cake

(Source: cerseilennisters)

pretty girl:
boyfriend
ugly girl:
boyfriend
weird girl:
boyfriend
obnoxious girl:
boyfriend
rude girl:
boyfriend
stupid girl:
boyfriend
lesbian girl:
girlfriend
dead girl:
boyfriend
me:
i had a pet fish once but then it died